Just when you thought the Japanese toy-making minds couldn’t be more unprecedented, they give you.. plush breast toys. These “Funwari Milk-chan” soft plush breast characters also have individual facial features and personalities. I kid you not! I mean, I’d probably be more intrigued if it weren’t for the two already attached to my chest. (Okay, so maybe I still want one a little bit.. don’t you?) I suppose it’s the more the merrier when it comes to mammary glands!
The only question remaining is where on earth to display all of these adorable aspects of the female anatomy. (As for me, I’ve reserved a nice spot between Hello Kitty and Pokemon. Pikachu, slide down the bench..)
– Ansley Agnello